The Dip: a ballad of pizza + ranch Unisex T-Shirt

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The Dip: a ballad of pizza + ranch. Some wholeheartedly believe in this love story, and some, unfortunately, do not get this match made in heaven. It’s a naughty romance so strong and so poetic, that those who do understand it, cannot get enough of it. And to those who do not understand it, are still bewildered with delicious curiosity. It’s an epic verse of love that’s known in the north, south, east, and west. Not just in the U.S., but around the world. The Dip: a ballad of pizza + ranch...understood, yes...misunderstood, yes...nice, yes...naughty, yes...right, yes...wrong, yes...love story, yes...passionate affair, yes...delicious, yes!

This black t-shirt is made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And more durable due to the the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves.

For the image, we used the infamous Biggie’s Pizza of Jacksonville, Florida. Their big, beautiful, delicious slices paired with their ranch dressing. It’s so dangerously sexy!
WARNING: we’re not responsible for people trying to lick your shirt! .

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71 74 77 79 83 85
Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71